Doctor : Your Liver is
enlarged
Patient : Does that mean it
has space for more whisky ?
(This is called "Positive
Thinking")
Lady to her dietician :- What
l am worried about is my height and not my weight.
Doc :- How come???
Lady :- According to my
weight, my height should be 7.8 feet...
(Now this is called
"Positive Attitude")
A Man wrote to the bank.
"My Cheque was returned with remark 'Insufficient funds'. I want to know
whether it refers to mine or the Bank".
(This is self confidence in
its peak)
This one is classic !!
A cockroach's last words to a
man who wanted to kill it : "Go ahead and kill me, you coward. You're just
jealous because I can scare your wife and you cannot..!!!!"
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