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HUMOUR
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An aeroplane made an emergency landing on water.
Air hostess asked the passengers to slide down to the lifeboats, but the passengers refused.
Air hostess then asked the Captain Pilot to help.
*The Captain* being very knowledgeable and experienced, guided her :
"You tell the *Americans* this is an *ADVENTURE* .
Tell the *British* this is an *HONOUR* .
Tell the *French* this is a *ROMANTIC* activity,
and
Tell the *Germans* this is the *LAW* .
Tell the *Japanese* this is an *ORDER* , and everyone will be sorted out.”
Air hostess asked : "Can I convince the *Pakistanis*?"
Captain : "Yes dear, just whisper, " *This is a suicide mission*."
Air hostess again asked : “And what about the Singaporeans?”
The captain, taking a deep breath, patiently explained : “You need not tell the *SIngaporeans* anything, my dear. Once they see a *QUEUE*, they will join it without questions.”
Air hostess remembered the flight had some passengers from *India*.
Air hostess then asked : “What about *Indians*?”
The captain laughed: “Easy. Just tell the Indians this activity is *FREE*.”
😂