When you are bored just think about a few things
that don't make sense ...like ;
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1. If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it
no longer poisonous?
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2. Which letter is silent in the word
"Scent," the S or the C?
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3. Do twins ever realize that one of them is
unplanned?
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4. Why is the letter W, in English, called double
U? Shouldn't it be called double V?
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5. Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just
takes 75-100 years to fully work.
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6. Every time you clean something, you just make
something else dirty.
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7. The word "swims" upside-down is still
"swims"
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8. 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only
the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
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9. If you replace "W" with "T"
in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to each of them.
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Six great confusions still unresolved 😄😂
1. At a movie theatre, which arm rest is yours?
2. If people evolve from monkeys, why are monkeys
still around?
3. Why is there a 'D' in fridge,
but not in refrigerator?
4. Who knew
what time it was when the first clock was made?
And now sixer ....
Vagaries of English Language! Enjoy!!!😀😀😀
- Wonder why the word funeral starts with FUN?
-Why isn't a Fireman called a Water-man?
- How come Lipstick doesn't do what it says?
- If money doesn't grow on trees, how come Banks
have Branches?
- If a Vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a
Humanitarian eat?
- How do you get off a non-stop Flight?
- Why are goods sent by ship called CARGO and those
sent by truck SHIPMENT?
- Why do we put cups in the dishwasher and the
dishes in the Cupboard?
- Why do doctors 'practice' medicine? Are they
having practice at the cost of the patients?
- Why is it called 'Rush Hour' when traffic moves
at its slowest then?
- How come Noses run and Feet smell?
- Why do they call it a TV 'set' when there is only
one?
- What are you vacating when you go on a vacation?
We can never find the answers, can we?
So just enjoy the pun and fun of the English
language!!
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