Law college Class
Professor: "If you have to give an orange to me, what will you say?"
Student: 😏"Take this orange."
Prof: 😡"No. Say it like a lawyer would."
Student: "I, Ramana , son of Satyamurthy resident of Bangalore, Karnataka do hereby solemnly affirm & voluntarily & consciously declare out of my volition & without any fear or favour or pressure or undue influence, that I'm giving this fruit called 'orange' on which I have absolute right, title and interest, along with its peel, juice, seed and pulp.
I am also giving you absolute and unqualified right and interest to cut, peel, store in freeze or eat , chew, swallow, digest.
You will also have the right to give this along with its peel, juice, seed or pulp to any one whosoever.
I further declare that I will be solely responsible and liable for any dispute till today pertaining to this orange.
Prof: "My Lordship, show your feet....!!"
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