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Showing posts with label Have a Hearty Laugh. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Have a Hearty Laugh. Show all posts
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Have a Hearty Laugh-30:
When you are bored just think about a few things
that don't make sense ...like ;
🤔
1. If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it
no longer poisonous?
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2. Which letter is silent in the word
"Scent," the S or the C?
🤔
3. Do twins ever realize that one of them is
unplanned?
🤔
4. Why is the letter W, in English, called double
U? Shouldn't it be called double V?
🤔
5. Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just
takes 75-100 years to fully work.
🤔
6. Every time you clean something, you just make
something else dirty.
🤔
7. The word "swims" upside-down is still
"swims"
🤔
8. 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only
the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
🤔
9. If you replace "W" with "T"
in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to each of them.
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Six great confusions still unresolved 😄😂
1. At a movie theatre, which arm rest is yours?
2. If people evolve from monkeys, why are monkeys
still around?
3. Why is there a 'D' in fridge,
but not in refrigerator?
4. Who knew
what time it was when the first clock was made?
And now sixer ....
Vagaries of English Language! Enjoy!!!😀😀😀
- Wonder why the word funeral starts with FUN?
-Why isn't a Fireman called a Water-man?
- How come Lipstick doesn't do what it says?
- If money doesn't grow on trees, how come Banks
have Branches?
- If a Vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a
Humanitarian eat?
- How do you get off a non-stop Flight?
- Why are goods sent by ship called CARGO and those
sent by truck SHIPMENT?
- Why do we put cups in the dishwasher and the
dishes in the Cupboard?
- Why do doctors 'practice' medicine? Are they
having practice at the cost of the patients?
- Why is it called 'Rush Hour' when traffic moves
at its slowest then?
- How come Noses run and Feet smell?
- Why do they call it a TV 'set' when there is only
one?
- What are you vacating when you go on a vacation?
We can never find the answers, can we?
So just enjoy the pun and fun of the English
language!!
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Wednesday, March 20, 2019
Have a Hearty Laugh-29:
Message from a friend:
Due to heavy rain,
I m stuck up at home with my wife......
Please HELP...
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Have a Hearty Laugh-23:
Effect of WhatsApp on the English language
Ali & Rani on WhatsApp:
Ali : Hi dear.
Rani : ✋
Ali : how are you .??
Rani : 😊👍
Ali : missing me..?
Rani : 😜😉
Ali : I'm not feeling well...
Rani : 😱
Ali : How was your day..???
Rani : 👌
Ali : are you busy.??
Rani : ✔
Ali : Why ?? What are you doing ??
Rani: 💄💅
Ali : is there anyone near you..??
Rani : ❌
Ali : why don't you reply in words? Why are you using smiley faces?
Rani :- 😥😡
Ali : I heard you failed in English ??
Rani: Who telled you ? It is unpossible.. I went to saw the resalt tomorrow... I Passed away
Ali : hmmm lets go back to smileys pls 😳😳😳
Rani:- ok dear, God blast you.
😂😝😂
Posted as received thru WhatsApp.
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