Wednesday, November 29, 2017
In Lighter Vein-2: Ideal Placement!
Agency: " Sir, we found 3 candidates as per your requirements, now how do you want their placements sir?"
M.D: "Put about 100 bricks in a closed room. Then send the candidates into the room & close the door, leave them alone & come back after a few hours and analyse the situation:-
1) If they are counting the bricks, Put them in Accounts deptt.
2) If they are re-counting the bricks, Put them in Auditing.
3) If they have messed up the whole room with the bricks, Put them in Engineering.
4) If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, Put them in Planning.
5) If they are throwing the bricks at each other, Put them in Operations.
6) If they are sleeping, Put them in Security.
7) If they have broken the bricks into pieces, Put them in Information Technology.
8) If they are sitting idle, Put them in Human Resources.
9) If they say they have tried different combinations yet not a single brick has been moved, Put them in Sales.
10) If they have already left for the day, Put them in Marketing.
11) If they are staring out of the window, Put them in Strategic Planning.
And.......
12) If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been touched, Congratulate them and put them in Top Management.
M.D: "Put about 100 bricks in a closed room. Then send the candidates into the room & close the door, leave them alone & come back after a few hours and analyse the situation:-
1) If they are counting the bricks, Put them in Accounts deptt.
2) If they are re-counting the bricks, Put them in Auditing.
3) If they have messed up the whole room with the bricks, Put them in Engineering.
4) If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, Put them in Planning.
5) If they are throwing the bricks at each other, Put them in Operations.
6) If they are sleeping, Put them in Security.
7) If they have broken the bricks into pieces, Put them in Information Technology.
8) If they are sitting idle, Put them in Human Resources.
9) If they say they have tried different combinations yet not a single brick has been moved, Put them in Sales.
10) If they have already left for the day, Put them in Marketing.
11) If they are staring out of the window, Put them in Strategic Planning.
And.......
12) If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been touched, Congratulate them and put them in Top Management.
Q&A-2: Gene Editing
What
is Gene Editing?
Definition:
Gene editing (or genome editing) is the insertion, deletion or replacement of
DNA at a specific site in the genome of an organism or cell. It is usually
achieved in the lab using engineered nucleases also known as molecular
scissors.
For
more information:
Grateful
thanks to HorizonDiscovery.com
Eyecatchers-192: Smart Digital Address System
“eLoc represents a Smart Digital Address
System. The World Bank in 2005 said that Addressing is a real problem. Which is
why you see countries going through a new address system every 20 years. In
India for example, there are so many ways of addressing… and these are
confusing, and nothing has really solved the problem…
When an emergency happens and someone calls
up the dial 100 service saying there’s an emergency, send someone to C block
231, 3rd floor etc…. that’s taking too much time. They should just say, ‘send
someone to 8GDTYX”. Its much quicker and dis-ambiguous…
We believe that this will be the
fundamental base. Just like Aadhaar has been for people, eLoc will be for
addresses.” – Rohan Verma, CTO & Executive Director, MapmyIndia
To check & share your eLoc today, visit
www.eloc.me & search for your address. To learn more about how eLoc can be
used for doorstep delivery, door-step level civic service delivery, disaster
management etc., please visit – www.mapmyindia.com/eloc.
Courtesy: MapMyIndia.com
http://www.mapmyindia.com/blog/tag/eloc/Facts and Figures-90: Country without mosquitoes
Iceland
is the only country without mosquitoes – Facts Weird
India Watch-28: Steel, aluminum, cement and fertilizer at lowest cost
Producer of steel, aluminum, cement and fertilizer at lowest cost.
Self-Improvement-163: Seven Rules to be Happy in Life
Seven Rules to be Happy in Life
Never
hate
Don’t
worry
Live
simply
Expect
little
Give
a lot
Always
smile
Best
of all , keep in touch with GOD.
Courtesy:
Learning Petals
A Thought for Today-692: Vin Diesel
Being
MALE is a matter of birth.
Being
a MAN is a matter of age.
But
being a GENTLEMAN is a matter of choice
- - Vin Diesel
Wednesday, November 22, 2017
Eyecatchers-191: Judge Dalveer Bhandari re-elected to the International Court of Justice
Judge Dalveer Bhandari re-elected to the International
Court of Justice
India welcomed the re-election of Dalveer Bhandari to the
International Court of Justice (ICJ), and said that the extraordinary support
from the UN members was reflective of the respect for India's strong
constitutional integrity of the polity.
For the full article:
https://www.google.co.in/search?q=icj+dalveer+bhandari&rlz=1C1HLDY_enIN758IN758&oq=ICJ+&aqs=chrome.2.69i57j0l5.6229j0j8&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
Facts and Figures-89: The cost of oxygen we inhale daily...
On an average a man inhales 3
cylinders of oxygen everyday. As per today’s price, a cylinder costs
Rs.700/-. So a person inhales Rs.2100
worth oxygen daily. If we do not get
oxygen freely as we are getting now from the trees and plants, then we will have
to spend Rs.7,66,500 per year!
India Watch-27: Major Languages and Dialects of India
There are more than 1,650
dialects spoken in India. 29 major languages of India are spoken by more than one million people each.
Self-Improvement-162: All of life's problems are due to...
All
of life's problems
are
only due to 2 words
"early"
and "late"
We
dream too early,
And
act too late.
We
trust too early
And
forgive too late.
We
get angry too early
And
apologize too late.
We
give up too early
And
restart too late.
We
cry too early
And
smile too late
Change
"EARLY"
or
it will be too "LATE"
A Thought for Today-691: Horace Walpole
The world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those that
feel - Horace Walpole
Tuesday, November 21, 2017
Eyecatchers-190:- Nilekanis join The Giving Pledge
Infosys Co-Founder and Tech Billionaire Nandan Nilekani and his wife Rohini Nilekani have joined 'The Giving Pledge', an elite network of the world's wealthiest individuals committing half of their wealth to philanthropy.
The Giving Pledge was created by Bill and Melinda Gastes and Warren Buffett in Aug.2010.
Courtesy: The Times of India
The Giving Pledge was created by Bill and Melinda Gastes and Warren Buffett in Aug.2010.
Courtesy: The Times of India
Facts and Figures-88: All the gold in earth...
If somehow you found a way to extract all the gold from the bubbling core of earth, you would be able to cover all of the land in a layer of gold up to your knees.
Courtesy: Pinterest.com
Courtesy: Pinterest.com
India Watch-26: Birth of Independent India without blood-shedding and bullets
Just after birth of Independent India, the world’s largest merger and acquisition activity, 560 small
princely states merged into the Union of India. Hardly any blood was
spilt, nor any bullet fired.
Self-Improvement-161: Sometimes...
Sometimes
you are the toxic person.
Sometimes
you ar the mean, negative person you are looking to push away.
Sometimes
the problem is you.
And
that does not make you less worthy.
Keep
on growing.
Keep
on checking yourself.
Keep
on motivating yourself.
Mistakes
are opportunities.
Look
at them, own them, grow from them and move on.
Do
better, be better.
You
are human. It is okay.
- Unknown
A Thought for Today-690: Michael Althsuler
The bad news
is time flies. The good news is you’re the pilot - Michael Althsuler
Monday, November 20, 2017
Self-Improvement-160: Anyway...
Not
everyday is a good day. LIVE anyway.
Not
all you love will love you back.
LOVE anyway.
Not
everyone will tell you the truth. BE HONEST anyway.
Not
all deals are fair. PLAY FAIR anyway.
Courtesy: Power of Positivity
A Thought for Today-689: Power of Positivity
Never judge someone by the opinion of others.
Courtesy: Power of Positivity
Courtesy: Power of Positivity
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