Tuesday, August 18, 2020
INCREDIBLE INDIANS!
An Indian left his job and joined salesman's job in a big department stores in Canada.
Boss :- Do you have any experience?
Indian : Yes a little too much...
On the first day, that Indian worked with full mind.
At 6 pm the Boss :- How many sales did you sell on the first day today?
Indian : Sir I sold 1
Boss : Only 1 sale ??? Usually every salesman working here does 20 to 30 sales daily. Well, tell me how much money did you sell ???
Indian : $93300 dollars.
Boss : What ??? But how did you do it?
Indian : 1 person came and I sold him a small fishing hook.
Then a mazola and then finally sold a big hook. Then I sold him 1 big fishing rods and some fishing gear.
Then I asked him where do you go to catch fish and he said in the coastal area....
Then I said it would need a boat. So I took him down to the boat department and sold him a 20 ft double engine scooner boat.
When he said this boat won't come in his Volkas Wagon, I took him to the auto mobile section and sold him the new Deluxe 4 x 4 blazer to carry the boat.
And when I asked him where would be going fishing ??? He didn't plan anything. So I took him to the camping section and sold him a six sleeper camper tent.
And then he said when he took all that he would take $ 200 groceries and 2 cases of beer.
Now the boss took 2 steps back and asked in a very rude way :- *You sold all this to the man who came to buy only 1 fish hook*???
Indian : "NO, SIR..." *He only came to take 1 tablet for the headache.... I explained to him that fishing is the best way to get rid of headaches.*
Boss : Where did you work before ??? *In India*???
Indian : Yes, I was a doctor in a private hospital : *On a minor complaint of panic, we get the patients tested for pathology, ECO, ECG, TMT, CT scan, X-ray, MRI etc*.
Boss : You sit on my chair. ð
LAUGHTER, THE BEST MEDICINE
So this man goes into a shop in Kolkatta and tells the sales lady, "Can you show me some Shaarts". She says, "Sir are you Bengali or Punjabi" Dude says, "How does that matter" and She says, "Sir, if you are Bengali I will show you Shirts and if you are Punjabi I will show you Shorts"
With due respect to all Bengali friends ... in true spirit of humour ...
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Why did the British shift the capital from Calcutta to Delhi?
Because they got sick and tired of the Bongs saying "GOD SHAVE THE QUEEN" !☺ðĪŠ
HOMAGE TO PANDIT JASRAJ ðððððððððððð
Pandit Jasraj passes away.
Pandit Jasraj, Indian classical vocalist, belonging to the Mewati gharana passes away. His musical career spanned more than 80 years and led to numerous major awards. His performances of classical and semi-classical vocals became albums and film soundtracks. Jasraj taught music in India, Canada and the US.
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Monday, August 17, 2020
OUR INDIA
After 73 Years I learned this .. How about you
*Did you know?*
On 15th August, on India's Independence Day, the *tricolour*, our national flag is "hoisted", whereas on the 26th January, that is, on our Republic Day, it is "unfurled".
What is the difference between hoisting the flag and unfurling the same?
Well, on 15th August, the flag is kept folded, down at the middle of the flag pole, and is pulled up at the tip of the pole before it is spread out. This is hoisting of a flag. It signifies the country was freed after a span of colonial domination. On the other hand, on 26th January (since 1950) the tricolour is unfurled, that is, the flag stays high up at the tip of the flag pole, (not at the middle or lower height of the pole) folded, and is spread out with the pull of the rope. This is unfurling of the tricolour. It signifies that as a flag of an already free country, it cannot stay hung at a lower height, but is held high above.
This is a small but very significant aspect of how our tricolour is honoured with the country's history. Let us remember it's glory today and realize our true duty as an Indian: it's not of narrow nationalism, but inclusion and unity in diversity.
Jai Bharat.
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