* People who live very close to office arrive late for work.
* Those who arrive late also tend to leave early.
* There is a strange virus that seems to make people fall ill the day before or after a holiday.
* Most bad rumours come true. Most good ones don't.
* If we know what to do, we do it. If we don't know what to do, we talk about it.
If we don't know how to talk about it, we write a report about it.
* The boss is not always right but the boss is always the boss.
* One percent of something is better than ten percent of nothing.
* Victory has a thousand fathers, defeat is an orphan.
* You get help in proportion to the help you give, but not from the same people.
* Generally, those who never make mistakes, never make anything.
* If you succeed, you will be called lucky. If you don't, you will be called stupid.
- William Deanley
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