Why Doctors need to attend Anger Management Course !!!
*A woman comes running to the doctor shouting and screaming in pain* *"Please doctor, you've got to help me. I've been stung by a bee."*
*DOCTOR: "Don't worry; I'll put some cream on it."*
*WOMAN: "You will never find that bee. It must be miles away by now*
*DOCTOR: "No, you don't understand! I'll put some cream on the place you were stung."*
*WOMAN: "Oh! It happened in the garden where I was sitting under a tree."*
*DOCTOR (in anger): "No, no, you IDIOT! I mean on which part of your body did that bee sting."*
*WOMAN (still screaming in pain): "On my finger! The bee stung me on my finger and it really hurts."*
*DOCTOR (banging his fist, abusing and shouting):"Which one?"*
*WOMAN (innocently): "How am I to know? All bees look the same to me."*
This is one of the reasons why doctors get heart attacks at a very early age !!!
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